Adventures in Dating

Hi Dating Girl,

Well, the “something” you did not notice about the close-up on my beard is called ART! (for F* sake!)
Why not showing ourselves from weird and unusual angles?right?.. (Is he being serious and insulting me here, or does he think he’s being funny?)

Ok that was stupid… (Oh, he thinks he’s being funny)

Getting back to your email the interesting thing that I understood is that you fulfill all the criteria of my match!! well done sweetie! (Again: Condescending, or joking? Isn’t that what I like about Irish? That I can’t tell if he’s serious or not? Of course, with Irish, he’s funny no matter what…) well, you assumed that I was a deaf italian dwarf from a country where you can live one week with 10 bucks, but you made it!… (huh?)

So you kind of match me…But I am afraid that you would be disappointed by me since power turns you off, and you must know that I am full of super-powers! For instance I can make my left eye whistle (no BS), I am super full of absolutely useless information (a poisoned ant always falls on its left side) and I have also other special tricks that I might show you one day… (K, I’m not gonna lie, I’m intrigued by his “other special tricks”….)

You live in *** right ? Nice for you…(you see, actually, you’re rich!)I don’t know exactly when or where I will move but I’ll let you know..

I have to let you, I need to go to Red hook for my rugby training.. (This sentence didn’t make a lot of sense…All I really got from it is that he plays rugby. And, really? Is there more to know? I kind of want him.)

Eat your milk, be nice and do your homework! (What the mother-effing-hell??)

See you,

P. (I don’t think I’ve ever gotten his full name, so, since he instigated it, I am going to follow and call him “P” as well).

Yeah, so, even though I’m *pretty sure* he’s a crack-addict, I am going to suggest doing something this weekend.

Yes, he is that cute.